Are you looking for the most gentle and effective alcohol detox, drug addiction treatment and depression treatment? Well if you are, I suggested that you better come to drug rehab Sunset Malibu. This place is always giving the best treatment ever just for their customers. For your information, Drug Rehab Sunset Malibu is one of the top California drug rehab centers supplying the best in addiction recovery.

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Minum Petang Eksklusif Hari Bonda bersama Datuk Sharifah Aini yang akan diraikan pada hari ini 11 Mei jam 2.30 petang di Hotel Legend, Kuala Lumpur. Biarpun hanya sebuah majlis minum petang, Kak Pah menjanjikan persembahan bertaraf konsert. Kak Pah bakal menghiburkan tetamunya selama satu jam setengah dengan lebih 22 rangkaian lagu.

Kata Kak Pah, jika peminat mengharapkan kelainan daripadanya. Mungkin dia tidak mampu menunaikannya, dia tidak mampu menari di dalam usia yang bakal mencecah 55 tahun pada 2 Julai nanti. Kelainan yang dapat dijanjikan hanyalah pada pilihan lagu dan dia juga mahu menumpukan pada vokal serta interaksi bersama peminat.

“Kelainan yang dapat Kak Pah janjikan adalah dari segi repertoire. Kak Pah akan menyanyikan lagu yang ada kaitan dengan Hari Ibu seperti Mawar Putih Untuk Mama, Ibu, Ummi, You Light Up My Life dan banyak lagi. Kak Pah tidak suka persembahan kelam kabut diiringi penari latar, sebaliknya Kak Pah mahukan sebuah persembahan yang relaks dan santai,” katanya yang berasa bertuah dan gembira kerana berjaya bertahan dalam industri ini sehingga 40 tahun.”

Kak Pah juga akan berduet dengan pelawak Dee untuk tiga buah lagu dan juga penyanyi Syed Sobri pada persembahan itu nanti.

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Technorati tags: Politics, Police, Police State, RPK, Accountability, Transparency Ten days into the fifth month of 2008...Walski apologizes for being off-radar the last few days, but he was on one of his work trips, where Internet access is limited to the common areas of the hotel, and work-related online access had to take priority. Hotels in Malaysia... while they realize that Internet access

Correct, it's Fairuz. Shaila Koshy had a major scoop in today's The Star. Quoting sources, she wrote that former Chief Justice Ahmad Fairuz had been identified by the Royal Commission into the VK Lingam Video Clip as the person on the other side of the call with the lawyer.
Her sources also said the report included:

• Findings that the content of the conversation between Lingam and Ahmad Fairuz, which touched on the brokering of judicial appointments, was substantially true;
• A recommendation that legal action be taken against those breaking certain laws.

The commission submitted its report to the Agong yesterday. PM Badawi had said, also yesterday, that he hadn't read the report. I hope he has read The Star's report, h e r e.

I am blogging this from Hayle, Cormwall Cornwall (thanks Ummi) right at the South of Britain (well almost). The journey which was supposed to take around five hours took nearly eight hours due to heavy traffic and road repairs. By the time we reached our destination, it was around 9 pm. Thankfully the days are long and there was still light when we reached the site.

BBC weather predicted a sunny day today. However it was overcast almost the whole day.



Today was the first time my son has ever seen the sea. He was really excited and ran towards the water but when the waves rushed in and soaked his feet with cold water, he rushed back towards me and hung on for dear life on legs.

I am able to access the net thanks to the 3 mobile broadband service. Uploading pictures take a while but the surfing speeds are quite satisfactory. Having connection to the net has proven invaluable while checking for tourist attractions nearby.

More updates and pictures tomorrow.

I came across a site that put up WaMu as their site name. In malay, Wa means “saya” (I or me) meanwhile Mu means “kamu” (you). So, in this context, they have chosen a right name for a website that provides many savings services to their customer and yes, this done online. What this website trying to do? They want you to open savings accounts with them. Now, before you continue reading, this post is intended especially for American citizen. So, let us continue.

What kind of savings accounts? Well for start, they have the ordinary online savings. This mean you open an online savings to manage it through internet or as it is normally known, online banking. Another savings account you can open with WaMu is statement savings which is the WaMu’s basic savings account.

The third kind of ties you can have with WaMu is Traditional CD. What is CD? CD is Certificate of Deposit. You can save a lot with Traditional CD because it is lock with high CD interest rate. And then, you have this so called Online CD. What is the advantages of Online CD? First and foremost, you don’t need to line-up in bank. Second, you can have your personal online banking and online account statements. Last but not the least, is the Liquid CD. What is the difference between the Traditional CD and Liquid CD? With Liquid CD make unlimited add-on deposits and you get fluid access to your money.

So, it is up to you to open savings accounts at WaMu. There are five accounts to choose from and you can do all of this online.

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Chot is presently working with Aquarius Hotel in Kuala Lumpur as a Customer Service Executive and is now seeking for other employment opportunities and boost her career to new height.

She has been invited to attend an interview with TIME Logistics, a shipping and freight forwarding company based in Petaling Jaya, Selangor. Chot is applying for a position as Senior Customer Service Officer and the interviewer, John Kapoor is the Customer Service Manager for TIME Logistics.

Below is the excerpt of the interview. More questions and answers will be added from time to time as to reflect the real interview situation, hence you may want to bookmark this page.

Interviewer: Thanks for coming for the interview. Let’s start with my first question. Can you tell me something about yourself?

Chot: Thanks for the invitation too. I was born and raised in Kuantan, Pahang, and am now staying in Ampang, KL for the past 5 years, since completing my studies. I am the youngest of the family, with 6 other older siblings.

I graduated in the field of Mass Communication from Monash University in 2002 and upon graduation I was hired as Customer Service Assistant with Aquarius Hotel, in Jalan Tun Razak, KL, the company I am working until today. I was promoted to Customer Service Executive after 2 and a half years, serving until now.

Interviewer: When you chose Mass Communication as your field of study in your Degree, what specific career that you had in mind?

Chot: I have looked into the career prospect and talked to a few people, including my parents, the university advisor and some senior friends before signing up for the course. Because of the nature of the course itself, the career prospect it offers is quite broad, in the sense that graduates in Mass Communication have more than 1 option of industry, niche and specialization to choose upon graduation.

To make my point, generally, if you study law, then you become a lawyer. And if you study medicine, you become a medical practitioner. The case is not the same with Mass Communication. While, in a nutshell the course taught the students to understand more of media and communication, it also exposed students with other important elements such as presentation & public speaking, research, documentation and people interaction.

I did not set specific profession to go with when choosing the course. However, keeping in mind that I consider myself as a people-oriented person, my career will have to do a lot with interacting with other people. And I was not disappointed with my decision to choose Customer Service as my line.

Interviewer: Tell me what are the most important criteria for someone to be a success in the customer service field.

Chot: First of all, like I have mentioned before, to start with, you need to be a people person. You must like working with people. Customer service is all about people, people and people. This may sound easy and perhaps typical to most, but I have seen for the past 5 years or so, people destroying their career because they do not have this important element that will form the backbone of their career.

A people oriented individual will have all the important elements to flourish his or her career further and these elements include compassion, empathy, the drive to make things happen, strengthening the relationship and ultimately make people feel good and happy.

A Customer Service personnel must also have a lot of patience. This line of work requires a high degree of perseverance you cannot risk employing short-fused people that might ruin relationship between you and the customers.

Interviewer: How do you handle negative feedback or complain from customers?

Chot: All remarks by the customers, be it positive or negative are treated as a closed loop feedback that will be utilized to improve the system, processes and service delivery. We make it a practice for the negative feedback to be attended on speedy basis to understand more about the circumstances that have led to customers voicing their unhappiness and dissatisfaction.

Handling and responding to customer’s negative feedback varies according to the types and circumstances. For example, a hotel guest may call the reception and angrily complain about the non-working air condition in his room. This is the type of situation needing an immediate attention.

As a Customer Service Executive, my job is to be alerted about the situation, rope in the technical assistant who will go and check the problem, resolve it and keep me informed of updated situation. Additionally I will need to ensure that the customer is happy with the solution, or otherwise implement alternative measures.

Interviewer: What do you mean by alternative measures?

Chot: We need to understand that sometimes, even after solving the customer’s problem, he or she might still not be entirely happy. In that case, we need to go the extra mile. In the circumstances we have discussed before, if the guest is still upset, I would offer a switch to a larger room, with better facilities, at no extra cost. I might also issue some generous voucher or highly discounted spa service to keep the customer happy.

Interviewer: How do you evaluate the existing system, procedure and processes in your current job? Are the systems effective and versatile enough, or did you discover any shortcoming that will improve the overall governance and processes?

Chot: I believe no system is perfect, and even if it is, it needs change and evolution to accommodate the changing world and shift in life style. And that includes the system in our company now. In fact, we have implemented a number of changes for the past few years. For instance, before the beginning of 2004, the customer service personnel only worked the normal working hours, which was from 9am to 6pm.

Beyond the 9am-6pm time frame, guest’s problem would need to be attended by ad-hoc staff working around the clock. It worked ok but it was far from perfect. Over the time, we realized the need of proper Customer Service personnel to be present due to increasing number of complaints. As such, we restructured the work schedule to have the department’s personnel working around the clock.

Interviewer: Do you believe with the notion ‘the customer is always right?’

Chot: In ideal world, this is what we want to believe. In practical world, this does not happen all the time but rather a myth. Today, we have zero accident and zero inflation campaigns which are both impossible to achieve. What I am saying here is that while we can’t 100% believe or achieve our target, it is not wrong for us to put such target or live with the principle.

This is aligned to the essence of goal setting. To achieve a certain goal, we must set a target which is one step ahead of what we can achieve so that we work harder towards our goal.

Interviewer: Nicely said. Are you overseeing or supervising any subordinate at the moment?

Chot: Yes. At the moment, I have one Junior Customer Service Officer reporting directly to me. Additionally, I have one Administrator who assists me with my daily routine such as report preparation and documentation, scheduling, consolidation of customer’s feedback and so on. This administrator also reports to me.

Interviewer: Currently you are working in the hotel industry, while our company is in logistics, shipping and freight forwarding. The two are quite distinguished sectors and industries, you know. How do you feel the suitability of you jumping from one industry to another? In other words, what makes you think you can be a success here?

Chot: I would look at this as an opportunity rather than a problem or issue. I mean when you stay in a particular industry and look at matters from the same perspective over and over, chances are you may miss one particular point that could change the entire landscape as well as results. It’s kind of situation “looking but failing to see”.

This also explains why I do not put hotel industry as part of my requirement when I move on with my career, for as long as I can stay in customer service line. After all, the customer service can also be considered an industry by itself. This works both ways, which means that it benefits both me and you. By keeping my options open, I know I open up more opportunities to grow myself.

Interviewer: Commuting from Ampang to Jalan Tun Razak is not much of a problem, as the places are not very far from each other. If you work here, it means you have to drive all the way from your place to PJ every day. This sounds like a pretty much a big deal, don’t you think?

Chot: If I were to work here, I can assure you that traveling is the least I and you should worry about. Living in the city for many years has taught me well how to assimilate my life here with traveling and traffic part - it is part and parcel of life here. I believe the real challenge starts when you arrive at work, and not during the journey.

Interviewer: Fair enough. Ok, I think that should be all of my questions now. Before we wrap up, do you have any question for me?

Chot: Yes, I do. Can you explain to me a little bit about the structure of the Customer Service department here?

Interviewer: Sure. Overall, the department itself is quite big, with more than 40 Customer Service personnel employed to date, but when we consider that our branches are scattered around the country, each branch has an approximately equal number, between 3-4 people, with the exception to this office here, which is our country HQ. Here we have 7 people making up the department, including me.

The department is also undergoing growth and expansion, just like our business as we are opening more and more offices. Earlier this year, we only have about 25 executives, and now over 40. I am currently overseeing this 40 personnel and I will need a senior executive to assist me with the operation.

Chot: So the position has been vacant for how long?

Interviewer: This is a newly created position, which gained approval sometime a month back.

Chot: I see. Thank you. So what would be the immediate task that this new person would do upon coming on board?

Interviewer: Firstly, what I would like to do when the person is on board is to bring him or her to visit all the branches, meeting the junior executives and other team members. The person will be also be tasked to look at the current system and procedures that we have, study, evaluate and assess and then present the finding to me.

Your main challenge here, I mean, if you do work here, is to optimize the resources that we have, maintain the current headcount and institute a set of measurable Key Performance Indicators or KPIs for the staff to work on. We currently work based on certain KPIs but still, they need some review and I will do that together with the new person who come on board for this position.

Additionally, you will be partnered with the Training personnel to go through our current training materials and develop and improve our training which can produce more competent staff.

Chot: Thank you. I think that’s all my questions for now.

Interviewer: In this case, thank you very much. Just to let you know the recruitment drive for this position may take up to 2 weeks. If we would like to offer you with the job, I will contact you within this period, or hopefully earlier. Otherwise, you can keep in touch with me through my contact number. Here is my business card.

Chot: Thank you very much. Yes, I do hope to talk to you again in the future. Let’s keep in touch.

Top100 startups by Webware:

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Top100 techblogger by Techcrunch:

Senarai blogger yang menulis tentang teknologi berdasarkan Techmeme yang boleh anda gunakan sebagai panduan dalam menulis artikel berkaitan dengan teknologi. Anda juga boleh melanggan feed blog-blog mereka sebagai tambahan maklumat dan juga sebagai bahan untuk artikel anda.

Top100 CMS in technorati by Cmswire:

Senarai content management system yang menduduki senarai 100 teratas di dalam Technorati Top Blog, tak semua blogger menggunakan Wordpress sebagai platform untuk mereka berblog. Malah platform percuma seperti blogspot juga menjadi pilihan. Yang penting, isi kandungan serta cara penyampaian di dalam artikel sesuatu blog.

Top100 search engine by Altsearchengines:

Senarai 100 enjin carian yang boleh anda cuba untuk mencari maklumat yang diperlukan, ada di antara enjin carian di dalam senarai ini yang mendahului google mahupun yahoo dalam cara pencarian dan cara hasil carian itu dipersembahkan.

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Senarai 100 insan yang paling berpengaruh semasa untuk tahun 2008, salah seorang insan yang menduduki senarai 100 teratas ialah bekas Timbalan Perdana Menteri Malaysia iaitu DSAI. Selain itu, ada juga blogger yang mendapat tempat di dalam top100 tersebut iaitu pemilik dan penulis blog teknologi terkenal techcrunch iaitu Michael Arrington.

Top100 film by Timesonline:

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Bersempena dengan sambutan Hari Ibu sedunia ni, saya ingin mengucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu kepada semua ibu, umi, mak or whatever panggilan pun kerana ianya tetap satu, kecuali “ibu ayam” ler..

Sesungguhnya jasa seorang yang bergelar ibu itu terlalu besar dan tidak ternilai jasanya. Tak mampu untuk dibalas dengan apa jua cara sekalipun.

Yang termampu hanyalah doa dan kasih sayang sepenuhnya dari seorang yang bergelar anak.

Ibu.. ibu… engkaulah ratu hatiku,
bila ku berduka engkau hiburkan selalu,
ibu…

Mak, i love u forever and ever.

Happy mother’s day from danbytes.com

p/s: ada ke yang berani nak berhenti kalau mcm ni??

It’s been a while I posted a video in my blog. Now, I find a perfect reason to do so. I just want you to laugh. Believe me, when you see this video, you wish you can see more of it (I do..). WARNING: The youtube video maybe a little slow to show up. I love the metacafe video. They show up instantly.

If that’s not enough, take a look at this.

So, what do think of this guy? Thanks…I’m very funny!

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Pelakon dan penyanyi Ahmad Azhar Othman atau Awie ada melakonkan watak ‘lelaki lembut’ dan pereka fesyen bernama Sophie dalam filem “Apa Kata Hati” yang bakal ditayangkan pada 29 Mei ini.

Kalau tahun lalu, pelakon utama filem Waris Jari Hantu Rusdi Ramli turut melakonkan watak Mak Nyah sehingga berjaya menerima Anugerah Pelakon Lelaki Terbaik dalam Festival Filem Malaysia ke 20. Selain Ahmad Tarmimi Sarigar pernah mencuba bawa watak yang sama dalam drama Wali, pelakon Dato’ Jalaluddin Hassan juga ada melakonkan watak pondan dalam Teater Muzikal Patung Kertas.

Adakah percubaan Awie ini akan berjaya merangkul sebarang anugerah?

Untuk pengetahuan peminat Wings, Awie dan kumpulan Wings akan mengadakan showcase di Planet Hollywood pada 18 & 25 Mei ini jam 10.30 malam.

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Sending live from the aircraft, will be taking off anytime… Terima kasih pada kawan2 yang sempat ditemui, pada yang x sempat, we ll see u in kl.. Rindu anak-anak lar…gegirl dah cembeng sesangat Tapi sempat gak aku rembat few bottles of miniatures kat duty free singapore coz kat klia mmg nan ado..kompem Later, dadaaaa

BARISAN FILEM MENARIK MENGHIASI SLOT ‘CINEMA ON 2′ MEI INI

Sepanjang bulan Mei ini RTM2, Saluran Famili Anda menerusi slot ‘Cinema On 2′ telah membariskan filem-filem menarik lagi menghiburkan buat tatapan semua penonton setianya. Diharap ia dapat membantu anda mengisi keindahan malam anda seisi keluarga.

Slot ‘Cinema On 2′ yang kebiasaannya bersiaran pada setiap hari Rabu, jam 10.00 malam telah membariskan tiga filem hebat buat tatapan anda semua. Antaranya, ‘16 Blocks’, ‘Bewitched’ dan juga ‘The Longest Yard’. 

Tirai akan dibuka pada 7 Mei 2008 dengan menampilkan sebuah filem yang sarat dengan aksi menarik bertajuk ‘16 Blocks’. Filem ini mengisahkan tentang Jack Mosley lakonan Bruce Willis, seorang anggota polis yang bermasalah dan lanjut usianya. Mosley bertugas di sebuah balai polis yang terletak di kota metropolitan, New York. Pada suatu hari seperti kebiasaannya dia ditugaskan untuk mengiringi seorang saksi yang petah berkata-kata, Eddie Bunker (Mos Def) dari balai polis ke sebuah mahkamah. Walau bagaimanapun, dalam perjalanan terdapat usaha jahat cuba menghalang mereka berdua dari sampai ke destinasi mereka.

Barisan pelakon hebat yang terlibat dalam filem ini adalah Bruce Willis, Mos Def, David Moss, Jenna Stern, Casey Sander, Cylk Cozart dan David Zayas.

Menyusul pada 14 Mei 2008 sebuah filem berjudul ‘Bewitched‘. Filem ini menyenaraikan barisan pelakon terkenal seperti Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine, Kristin Chenoweth dan juga Jason Schwartzman.  

Dalam filem ini Will Ferrell mendukung watak sebagai Jack Wyatt seorang bintang Hollywood yang cuba membuat penampilan semula ke layar perak menerusi sebuah filem yang diadaptasikan daripada sebuah drama bersiri klasik. Apabila Jack terlihat seorang gadis cantik bernama Isabel Bigelow (Nicole Kidman), dia merasakan Isabel adalah calon terbaik memegang watak Samantha iaitu watak isterinya di dalam filem tersebut.

Sebaliknya, Jack tidak mengetahui bahawa Isabel sebenarnya adalah seorang ahli sihir, yang mana ia adalah satu pilihan yang amat tepat untuk filem itu. Bapa Isabel, Nigel (Michael Caine) mengambil berat terhadap minat anak gadisnya itu. Tetapi, dia mulai merasa terganggu dengan kehadiran Iris Smythson (Shirley MacLaine), pelakon yang menjadi ibu Isabel dalam filem lakonannya. 

Sementara itu, ‘The Longest Yard’ akan disajikan pada 21 Mei 2008. ‘The Longest Yard’ merupakan sebuah penerbitan sebuah filem komedi yang pernah diterbitkan pada tahun 1974. Filem ini mengekalkan tajuk yang sama seperti filem yang asal. Mengisahkan tentang seorang pemain bola lisut professional, Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) dan jurulatih Nate Scarboro (Burt Reynolds) yang sama-sama menjalani hukuman penjara di sebuah penjara yang sama. Pada suatu ketika mereka suatu ketika mereka dicabar oleh warden penjara yang kejam (James Cromwell) untuk membentuk sebuah pasukan bagi menentang pasukal pengawal penjara.

Hasil kerjasama yang padu di antara mereka berdua akhirnya membuahkan hasil apabila pasukan penghuni penjara beroleh kemenangan dalam perlawanan tersebut. Saksikanlah lakonan hebat daripada pelakon popular seperti Adam Sandler, James Cromwell, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, Cloris Leachman, William Fichtner, Bill Romanowski, Brian Bosworth, Michael Irvin, Kevin Nash, Nelly, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, Coutney Cox-Arquette, Bill Goldberg dan Tracy Morgan.    

Pastikan anda tidak akan melepaskan peluang keemasan ini bagi menonton semua filem menarik dan menghiburkan yang disajikan khas untuk anda semua menerusi RTM2, Saluran Famili Anda. 

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The S-I-L. I'm always a supporter of the National Union of Journalists, so when its president Norela asked me last week to become a panelist at its World Press Freedom Day forum at the NST this morning, I said yes. The NUJ forgot to inform me that Khairy Jamaluddin agreed to officiate at the forum.

But what surprised me was to hear him call for greater Press Freedom, the repeal of draconian laws governing the Media and for "best reporting"practices, where only professional editors (as against politically-appointed ones, I later stressed during the panel discussion) lead the media.

Will he walk the talk? Let's see.

During the panel discussion, Citizen Nades of the Sun called for laws to bar political parties from holding a stake in newspapers and the other media. The other panelists were YB Tien Chua and Hanafiah Man from Agenda Daily.

The forum was held at the Balai Berita. I found it a little odd that none of the senior editors or executives from the NSTP group (NST, Berita Harian and Harian Metro) was there.

Laptop baru gue, Acer Aspire 4520. Ni je yang mampu. Hu hu hu

A retreat to Sedim Eco Theme Park in Kulim will make you appreciate our mother nature. And so for 3 days 2 nights, we had no-tv fun filled activities. A trip to remember...






The chalets are a bit pricey though...



We enjoyed having fun in the water for 3 full days.




This is the longest tree top walk in the world. It crosses Sedim River and the view was breathtaking.




We found this while we were having lunch at a restaurant in the middle of nowhere.....



Need I say more?

I consider myself lucky to having both side of parents around. Better still, they are healthy and at times pretended to be one....

Anyway, to all parents out there, I LOVE YOU!
My lovely Mama and young-at-heart Papa




My hyperactive FIL. Sorry Ayah!


My never-know-tired MIL.

I got an SMS and would like to share it with all of you...

A woman has strengths that amaze man
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens
She holds happiness, love and opinions
She smiles when she feels like screaming
She sings when she feels like crying
Cries when she's happy
And laughs when she's afraid
Her love is unconditional
There's only one thing wrong with her
She sometimes forgets what she is worth....

Readings for the week




Sweat sour for the kids and masak lemak for hubby
As for me, I wallop both....

Terbaru, temubual dengan Fubiz.net (short Q & A, popular blog) dan TS Pinang (poet and designer). Akan datang, temubual dengan old-timer Saha from Embrace zine / Record!!!!! Kene baca!

Though some might argue that Serial port are things in the past, it is still the most popular port for those who are into electronic DIY. Building electronic device with serial port interface is cheaper than buiding one that uses USB. That is the reason why people still sell USB-Serial adapter to those electronic DIY enthusiast.

Here’s how to enable USB-Serial port adapter in Ubuntu Linux (with credit to Freeman from RepRap forum)

First plug in the USB-Serial Port adaptor to one of your USB port. Wait for a couple of second, then run “dmesg”. You should see these message at the end of dmesg output.

usb 1-1: new full speed USB device using uhci_and address 2
usb 1-1: configuration #1 chosen from 1 choice

After that, unplug the device and type “lsusb”. You will see a list of output similar to this.

Bus 003 Device 001: ID 0000:0000
Bus 002 Device 007: ID 03f0:4f11 Hewlett-Packard
Bus 002 Device 006: ID 05e3:1205 Genesys Logic, Inc. Afilias Optical Mouse H3003
Bus 002 Device 004: ID 15d9:0a33

Plug in the USB-Serial Port converter back, and run “lsusb” again, and you shall see an additional line, like this.

Bus 003 Device 001: ID 0000:0000
Bus 002 Device 007: ID 03f0:4f11 Hewlett-Packard
Bus 001 Device 002: ID 4348:5523 — — — (notice the additional line!)
Bus 002 Device 006: ID 05e3:1205 Genesys Logic, Inc. Afilias Optical Mouse H3003
Bus 002 Device 004: ID 15d9:0a33

Now we know the vendor id and the product id of the USB-Serial Port converter, this will enable us to load the linux kernel module “usbserial” to activate the device, like this :

sudo modprobe usbserial vendor=0×4348 product=0×5523

Run “dmesg” again and you shall see lines similar like this :

usbserial_generic 1-1:1.0: generic converter detected
usb 1-1: generic converter now attached to ttyUSB0
usbcore: registered new interface driver usbserial_generic

As you can see, the new serial port device is mapped to /dev/ttyUSB0. You can instruct Ubuntu to load this module automatically by include the line : “usbserial vendor=0×4348 product=0×5523″ inside “/etc/modules” file.

Bonus: What application benefits from usb-serial port adaptor?
For starters, there are modems which uses RS-232 serial port. Some home-made devices includes Infrared remote control which uses LIRC which also depends on the serial port.

I use the adaptor to hook up my morse keyer in order to send morse code through the internet using Xchat CWIRC plugin. The site has an excellent circuit diagram to build such interface.

You can see my home-made morse code oscillator here : My Homemade Morse Code Practice Oscillator

I know we sometimes argue, and I sometimes blow my lid. But I still love you very much: I'm only just a kid. Sometimes I need to push against The fences you erect, ...

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Passing by Panggung Bandaraya, Dataran Merdeka...

* dia call seseorang untuk tanya nombor telefon terbaru orang itu.

* dia fax surat dengan stem diatasnya.

* cuba melemaskan ikan dengan merendamnya didalam air.

* cuba tanya harga barang di kedai dua ringgit.

* study hard untuk ujian darah.

* tertinggal bas no 20, kemudian mengambil bas no 10 dua kali.

* fikir kumpulan peterpan boleh terbang diangkasa.

* vote untuk Mawi setiap kali astro ulang tayang konsert akademi fantasia.

* Beri ayamnya makan nasi ayam kerana menyangka nasi ayam adalah makanan ayam.

* mengira bilangan penumpang bas sebelum naik.

FAKTA 1: Puteri Gunung Ledang
Setelah dikajiselidik melalui sebuah perkuburan yang terdapat dipinggir Gunung Ledang, terdapat kesan-kesan peninggalan dan bukti yang menunjukkan mayat di dalam kubur tersebut ialah Puteri Gunung Ledang. Di sebelah bawah badan mayat tersebut terdapat secalik kertas dan setelah diselidik ia sebenarnya Kad Pengenalan Puteri Gunung Ledang. Nama sebenar Puteri Gunung Ledang yang tertera didalam IC itu ialah Tiara Jeaquelina bin Abdullah.

FAKTA 2: Batu Bersurat Terengganu
Mengikut sejarah, ada seorang hamba sultan Terengganu telah dipancung kerana telah melakukan kesalahan. Namun tidak diberitahu apa kesalahannya. Di atas kajiselidik kami, hamba yang dihukum bunuh itu sebenarnya ialah seorang yang bekerja sebagai posmen tetapi tidak mahu menghantar surat-surat baginda kemudian posmen itu melonggokkan surat dirumahnya. Pulis telah menemui 1,290 pucuk batu bersurat di rumah posmen tersebut. Alasan posmen itu ialah macammana dia nak angkat batu-batu bersurat tu naik basikal untuk dihantar ke penerimanya.

FAKTA 3: Keris Taming Sari
Ramai yang mengatakan bahawa keris taming sari telah hilang dan tidak dijumpai sehingga kini. Namun kami telah menemuinya di salah satu kawasan di pendalaman Melaka. Setelah berbulan-bulan mengadakan ekspedisi mencari keris taming sari barulah kami menemui motor Kris yang ditunggang oleh pakcik Taming yang sedang memakai Sari.

FAKTA 4: Bangunan WTC Runtuh di New York
Sebenarnya bangunan ini dapat diselamatkan dari runtuh namun fakta kami sangat jelas kenapa sebenarnya ia runtuh. Persoalan kenapa bangunan ini runtuh terjawab kerana Superman pada masa tu spender dia basah lalu malu untuk dia keluar tanpa spender dia, Batman pula takleh keluar siang sebab kelawar tidur waktu siang. Spiderman pulak hari tu mengalami kincit perut dan terberak-berak kerana tertelan sarang labah-labah. Manakala Kapten Amerika pada hari tu sedang menghadiri majlis penerimaan pangkat sebagai Kapten. Hulk dan wolverine pula tengah menghadiri interview sebagai pelayan hotel dan last sekali catwomen tengah jahit kostumnya yang koyak. Ini semuanya fakta kenapa bangunan tu runtuh kerana superhero amerika mengalami masalah.

FAKTA 5: Taliban
TalibanTaliban Sebelum Amerika ingin menyerang Afghanistan, sebenarnya mereka ingin menyerang Malaysia terlebih dahulu kerana pada sangkaan mereka Malaysia ialah pusat pentadbiran Taliban yang diketuai Osama Laden. Namun akhirnya mereka malu pada tahap baboon kerana taliban yang mereka sangkakan itu sebenarnya ialah sebuah syarikat telekomunikasi yang bernama Talikom Malaysia Berhad.

Dua orang kanak-kanak bermain-main di kawaan padang rumput. Semasa melintasi selonggok ranting kayu, mereka terjumpa tahi arnab bersepah-sepah.

Eh hapa ini, macam pil laa...

Oh...inilah Pil Cerdik. Sapa-sapa yang makan pasti akan menjadi cerdik.

Budak itu pun makan, Erghk...rasa macam tahi la...

Haaa.. ngko sudah pun menjadi cerdik..Pandai beza yang mana satu tahi. Sebab aku tak tau nak bezakan yang mana satu tahi kata budak yang satu lagi.

huhu mari mari mari kita derma kat anak yatim tak kiralah derma dari segi kewangan ke barangan keperluan , hadiah dan macam2 lagi hehe disini ada beberapa senarai yang aku jumpa dalam website korang yang terasa nak buat amal tu silalah..

Rumah Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Islam Darul Falah,
Padang Su Man,
Jalan Mak Kemas,
Bukit Payung, 21400,
Kuala Terengganu
Tel: 09-6192667


Persatuan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Terengganu (PERKAYA)
423-B, Jalan Pusara, 20400,
Kuala Terengganu, Terengganu
Tel: 09-6224924

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Asrama Damai Rumah Anak-Anak Yatim Kuang
Lorong Teratai,
Batu 17 3/4, Kg Damai, Kuang,
48050, Rawang, Selangor
Pegawai : Tuan Hj.Shuhaimi Dzajuli
(T) 03-6038 2823
(F) 03-6038 6207

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Untuk Anak Yatim Islam Daerah Sabak Bernam
Asrama Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Islam
Lot 5204, Jalan Parit Satu Timur
45300 Sungai Besar
Selangor
Tel: 03-32242849
Fax: 03-32242849

Rumah Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Islam Darul Falah,
Padang Su Man,
Jalan Mak Kemas,
Bukit Payung, 21400,
Kuala Terengganu
Tel: 09-6192667

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Malaysia (PEYATIM)
37, Jalan Nirvana 39,
Taman Nirvana, 68000
Ampang,
Selangor
Tel: 03-92861992
Fax: 03-92864872

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Kelantan (Pekayatim)
Lot 523 Jalan Raja Perempuan Zainab II
Kubang Kerian 16150 Kota Bharu
Kelantan
Tel: 09-765 4286 Fax: 09-765 3543
E-mail: pekayatim@...

Pertubuhan Rumah Anak Yatim / Miskin Daerah Kuala Langat
No. 61, Jalan Baiduri 1,
Taman Baiduri
Off Jalan Morib, 42700 Banting,
Selangor
Tel: 03-31879795
Fax: 03-31875086


Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim / Miskin Klang
Address Pejabat PEYAKIN,
Km. 3, Jalan Haji Sirat, Off Jalan Meru,
Batu Belah, Klang,
Selangor 41050
Malaysia
Tel: 03-33412513
Fax: 03-55192225


Pertubuhan Pendidikan Anak Yatim Selangor (Rumah BAKTI)
Km. 11, Jalan Hulu Kelang,
68000 Ampang,
Selangor
Tel: 03-42568880
Fax 03-40514811
Email ukbakti@...

Rumah Kebajikan Asrama Anak-Anak Yatim Ghazaliah Al-Aishah
Kati, Kuala Kangsar,
Perak 33020
Malaysia
Tel: 05-7520211


Kebajikan Anak Anak Yatim Sungai Petani
Lot 147 Melalui Lorong 5 Taman Sutera
P.O.Box 23 08000 Sungai Petani
Kedah
Tel: 04-423 3005
Email: vallalar@...

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Perlis
Kompleks Penyayang Dr. Siti Hasmah
Jejawi, 01000, Kangar, Perlis
Tel: 04-9761957

Persatuan Bela Didik Anak Yatim Islam (BEDAYA)
Daerah Kulim & Bandar Baru
No. 2, Jalan Bukit, 09000,
Kulim, Kedah

Rumah Kebajikan Anak Yatim Al-Khairiyah
Batu 1 1/2, Sungai Pinang, Jalan Kapar, Klang, Selangor
Tel:03-3410362

Majlis Kebajikan Kanak-Kanak Kedah
(Rumah Amal Alor Setar)
Jalan bahagia, 988 Mentalon,05250,
Alor Setar, Kedah
Tel: 04-7327313

Badan Usaha Anak-Anak Didikan Yatim
Rumah Budi,
Jalan Pegawai,
06900 Yan,
Kedah
Tel: 04-4655208
Fax 04-4655208

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Yayasan Anak Yatim Piatu Darul Aitam (BUSARAH)
Kampung Haji Salleh,35350
Temoh,
Perak
Tel: 05-4199089
Fax: 05-4199089


Pertubuhan Kebajikan Islam Malaysia
(Rumah Kanak-Kanak Darul Aitam)
Alor Setar, Kedah.
No. 1475, Lorong Seri, Jalan Langgar,
05300, Alor Setar, Kedah
Tel: 04-7335124

Rumah Anak-Anak Yatim Darul Aitam
Jalan Yaacobiah Lundang
Majlis Agama Islam & Adat Istiadat Melayu Kelantan
15000 Kota Bharu
Kelantan
Tel: 09-744 6505

Persatuan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Pulau Pinang
Wisma Yatim, No. 173, Jalan Air Itam,
11400, Pulau Pinang.
Tel: 04-8288897

Taman Pendidikan Kanak-Kanak Yatim Darul Kifayah Wilayah Persekutuan
Kompleks Asrama Anak-Anak Yatim Darul Kifayah
Kg. Batu, Batu 5 , Jalan Ipoh
52000 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-627 0960

Rumah Tunas Harapan Tengku Ampuan Rahimah
Jalan Semarak, 45000, Kuala Lumpur.
Tel: 03-8891495

Rumah Anak Yatim Sungai Buaya
Kuala Langat, 42700, Banting, Selangor
Tel: 03-8674964

Yayasan Anak Yatim Dewan Perniagaan Melayu
Tingkat 11, Wisma Dewan Perniagaan Melayu,
Jalan Datuk Bandar Tunggal,
Seremban
Tel: 06-7620251

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Islam Daerah Sabak Bernam
Lot 5204, Jalan Parit 1 Timur,
45300 Sungai Besar,
Selangor
Tel: 03-32242849
Fax: 03-32242849


Yayasan Anak Yatim Dan Kebajikan
Murid-Murid Islam Semenyih (YAYAKIN)
Semenyih, Selangor
Tel: 03-8337675, 8139351

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim/Anak Miskin Klang (PEYAKIN)
KM 3, Jalan Meru, Kg batu Belah, 41050,
Klang, Selangor
Tel: 03-3412513

Rumah Amal Cahaya Tengku Ampuan Rahimah (RACTAR)
Taman Subang Permai, 47500, Subang Jaya, Selangor
Tel:03-7312664

Yayasan Anak Yatim & Kebajikan Murid Islam Semenyih (YAYAKIN)
Semenyih, Selangor
Aras Dua pejabat Agama Islam,
Daerah Kuala Langat, Jalan Low Ti Kok 43000,
Kajang, Selangor

Jemaah kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim & Miskin Ulu Gadong,
Kampung Ulu Gadong,
71350, Rembau, Negeri Sembilan
Tel: 06-4381411
Fax: 06-4383025


Rumah Tunas Harapan Payung Seri Sejahtera
Kuala Pilah, Seri Menanti,
71550, Negeri Sembilan
Tel: 06-4811163

Lembaga Kebajikan Pengurusan Anak Yatim Miskin Islam
Sekolah Agama Paya Rumput,
Sungai Udang, 76300, Melaka
Tel: 06-3512364

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Islam Batu Pahat
180, Jalan Kluang, 83000,
Batu Pahat, Johor
Tel: 07-7725841

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Islam
No. 16, Jalan Petri, 84007
Muar Johor
Tel: 07-9510022

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim Johor
118, Jalan Bukit Cagar, 80300,
Johor Bahru, Johor
Tel: 07-2234664

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Mersing
D/A Pejabat Agama Mersing, Aras 3,
Kompleks Pejabat-Pejabat Kerajaan, 86800,
Mersing, Johor
Tel: 07-7992834

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Kluang
No. 30, Jalan Besar Off Jalan Kolam Air, 86000,
Kluang, Johor
Tel: 07-7725841

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak-Anak Yatim
Islam Daerah Segamat Johor
KM5 Jalan Muar 85000 Segamat
Johor Darul Takzim
Tel: 07-9312 5851 Fax: 07-931 1976
Email: pkayis@...

Pertubuhan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Islam (Kota Tinggi)
Lot 2472, Jalan Taib,
Kota Kecil, 91900,
Kota Tinggi, Johor
Tel: 07-8834753

Persatuan Kebajikan Anak Yatim Terengganu (PERKAYA)
423-B, Jalan Pusara, 20400,
Kuala Terengganu, Terengganu
Tel: 09-6224924

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There are times when you want to print multiple presentation slides in one page, especially when you are making handouts to give away to your audiences. Here’s how you can do that easily using OpenOffice.org Impress.

First click at the “Handouts” tab.

Then you will see the slides arranged on a single page. Typical number of slides is usually between 4-6 on a single page. You can select layouts option to determined the number of slides.

Alternatively, you can change the page layout to to Landspace to give it a “wider” feeling to your handouts. Just right click and select Page Layout.

Finally you can print your handouts by selecting File->Print, and clicking Options at the bottom of the Print Dialog. Select Handouts, and print the documents as usual.

That’s all, hope it will help you in your daily works.

Sindrom Stendhal. Stesen Keretapi Firenze Santa Maria Novella “Renaissance Man” Sungai Arno Palazzo Vecchio Ponte Santa Trinita Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore Ponte Vecchio Bersambung.. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation.” - Elizabeth Drew

I never meant to share this but here goes ¹. Why do I want to remove this? Because they don’t fit in my current theme and because they look ugly. I do this by customizing the CSS. You can change your CSS in your theme folder, called ’style.css’.

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Now I know why people like to go and visit Singapore, it is because all they wanted is to see the real Batman. When first seeing this Identification card, I do remember one fine day, my dad told me a story about moon. There is a boy in his village ...

Ajis memang kaki pancing, mana saja lubuk sungai semua dia pergi, kalau ada yg cakap kat sungai tu ada ikan, ajis mesti pi try mancing kat situ. Satu hari masa minum kat kedai kopi Pak Ngah Jiman, Ajis terdengar rakan2 sekampungnya bercerita tentang satu lubuk baru yg banyak ikan ditemui kat sungai di kampung seberang, kampung tu agak jauh pedalaman sungai tu lebih kurang 5 km dr kampung tu, dekat tepi pinggir hutan.

Tengahari tu, Ajis dah bersiap nak pegi memancing kat lubuk yg diceritakan, siap pakai helmet, Ajis masukkan bekalan minum petang dan pancingnya dlm raga motor. Sepanjang perjalanan Ajis bernyanyi riang, jauh jugak nak kekampung seberang tu, dah hampir masuk waktu Asar baru Ajis sampai, teringat pulak dia tak sempat solat Zohor tadi dia terpikir, karang kalau terus pi sungai tu, tak sempat plak solat Asar. tak lama kemudian Ajis nampak sebuah surau yg agak uzur kat tepi jalan sunyi kampung tu. bergegas dia berhenti, ditengoknya keliling tak ada orang, sunyi saja surau tu. Ajis segera mengambil wuduk dgn tergesa2 sbb waktu Zohor dah hampir nak habis.

Masa Ajis di rakaat yg kedua, Ajis tiba-tiba terdengar bunyi suara orang ketawa. Bulu romanya tiba2 meremang, Hish, sapa pulak yg gelak2 tu? bisik hati Ajis, setiap kali Ajis sujud, Ajis terasa kepala tengkuknya berat dr biasa, Ajis tak sedap hati, ni surau tinggal ker, sbb dah uzur sangat dan alahai, sapa pulak duduk kat tengkuk dia ni. Sedaya-upaya Ajis tenangkan hati, selesaikan solat dgn segera, dia nak tinggalkan cepat surau tu. Bulu romanya semakin meremang-remang sbb suara org ketawa semakin ramai, ada yg sampai terbatuk-batuk.

Syukur, Ajis dah berada di tahiyat terakhir, selesai memberi salam ke kanan dan ke kiri, Ajis meraup mukanya dgn tangan dr atas ubun2 kepala sampai ke dagu, then tiba-tiba Ajis tersedar. hehehe...rupa-rupanya dia terlupa nak tanggalkan helmet masa nak sembahyang tadi, sbb terlampau nak cepat, bila dia toleh belakang, patutlah dengar orang ketawa, rupa-rupanya tok imam, bilal dan orang2 kampung yg dtg nak sembahyang Asar duk gelakkan dia sebab Ajis sembahyang pakai helmet, patut ler kepala dia rasa berat semacam. Terus Ajis blah macam tu ajer, tak jadi pi memancing, dia pusing balik, sembahyang Asar kat rumah sendiri sajalah jawabnya..

Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati horee...kau dah balik. Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni? dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata Dah merebak... dah merebak!

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi sambil keluar menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi...

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, Siot betul, kalah lagi

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat Horee...!. bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda... Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata Eh, kau rupanya...

10. Kata kat roommate Ada pesanan penting untuk kau. Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap Eh...aku dah ingat. Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

18. Pegang gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding.... Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.
bile rumet jage pakat2 buat mcm x nmpk apa2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

hehe..try lah...

Ini adalah kisah pertama kali aku naik airplane. Masa tu nak balik dari kl gi a.star.Naik Air Asia jer Everybody can fly.

Masa mula-mula sampai kat pintu kapal adalah sorang awek cun tegur. Ingatkan nak berkenalan rupa2nya sekali pramugari da.

Pramugari: Boleh saya bantu.Adik kelas apa?
Aku: Kelas ar
Pramugari: Kelas ekonomi ker,busines ker?
Aku: Oh masa dulu2 saya kelas sastera,n ak apply kelas sains tak lepas..

Pramugari tu terus amik tiket aku dan tunjuk kat aku tempat duduk. Ingat nak mengurat tapi tiba2 jer dia buat muka masam.Betui org kata zaman la pompuan semua mata duitan.Mentang2 la aku dulu setakat kelas sastera ja.Tapi x la semua.Mak aku walaupun aku